Last night I was looking through my computer for a file I have saved under "Kendall."
It had to do with a card that I was making for him to introduce him to the tooth fairy. He lost a tooth yesterday and said he was going to put the tooth under his pillow "just to find out" if possibly the tooth fairy was real.
We, the Millers, tell our kids the truth about the Tooth Fairy and Santa. We tell them that they are not real and that the parents are actually the Tooth Fairy and Santa. (I don't lie to my kids about anything else, why would I lie to them about those things? I realize I take a VERY strong and quite unpopular position on this and lots of my friends do let their kids live in the magic world of Santa and Tooth Fairies and Easter Bunnies until they get older and they do not consider this to be "lying" per se. Be that as it may, I am sticking to my guns on this one! I try to have grace and understanding for people who feel differently about this and I do tell my kids not to tell other people's kids and burst their bubbles for them.)
But, I decided to at least put something under Kendall's pillow since he was wanting to really know (once again) if just maybe the Tooth Fairy is real. I made this card for him that said something like "Kendall, I know you have been wondering whether the Tooth Fairy is real or not? Well, you are about to find out. Please turn this card over to see what the Tooth Fairy looks like." And then there was this picture on the back.
I put 50 cents in the envelope. After he opened it, he informed me that the going rate of money for the Tooth Fairy to leave is $1.00, or even $5.00 (apparently, according to his friends at school).
I wish that the Tooth Fairy was real, because I know he so badly wants it to be real. I would love that see that sparkle in his eye and know that in his heart he is still young and un-jaded enough to believe in that kind of magic. And maybe that's why parents keep the charade as long as they can. For those reasons.
Anyway, that was a whole OTHER subject that I should probably put in another post. It was not supposed to be the point of this post.
As my computer searched through "My Documents" for files named "Kendall", it brought up this old "Word" document from April of 2005. Kendall was 2 months old.
Apparently, we left him (and Derrick) with someone for the weekend while Jeremy and I went away. (Now I know a lot of you probably wouldn't even leave your 2 month old baby, but I did. And he survived. And I was probably happier because of the brief reprieve.)
And I wrote instructions for child care. LOTS of them.
Here I am with my two little guys. Probably around April of 2005.
I can't even remember who was keeping our boys, but as Jeremy said "Apparently they didn't have any children of their own" judging from the extremely excessive information overload that I dumped upon them.
I got a kick out of it. My over-explanations, my micro-management, my long-winded details, my "you could try this or that" and I also laughed over how many details of having little babies I have long since forgotten.
I thought you might get a good laugh out of it.
So...here is my instruction sheet for my 2 month old son, passed on to some unsuspecting babysitter. You can't say I wasn't helpful, can you?
Here he is at about 2 months old. What a little pudgy cutie pie!
Instructions for Kendall
He just got his shots yesterday around noon, so be careful of his legs. If he seems to be running a fever at all, you could give him some infant Tylonol. (As opposed to hitting him over the head with a blunt object to put him out for a few hours. Or, giving him adult Tylonol!)
He’s been having some trouble with a stuffy nose, so there is Vix stuff and some nose drops that you could use if he is having trouble breathing.
He usually has a bottle every 3 - 5 hours during the day, just whenever he seems hungry. (Duh) You can mix the bottles up with 4 oz. and if he doesn’t drink it all, just throw the rest away. He burps best sitting on your lap. I usually just feed him however long he drinks and don’t try to burp him in between while he is eating because he does not do good at re-latching on to the bottle. He usually has trouble with choking on the nipple if you try to feed him more after he has drank the first time.
If he seems to have trouble going to the bathroom (#2), you could mix 2 tsp. of Karo (corn syrup) into one of his bottles. He sometimes has trouble with constipation. (This is a really good trick, in case any of the rest of you who formula-feed their babies have trouble with this!)
He doesn’t have a set feeding schedule, but I try to make it hold out so that he eats after 8:30 PM for the last time, just so you don’t have to get up so often. (I guess if I am gone and sleeping peacefully in some hotel room, I really don't have to micro-manage how often the babysitter gets up with the baby, do I? Well, apparently I do.) He usually sleeps for 5 - 6 hours the first stretch and then gets his diaper changed and has a bottle, and then he usually sleeps another 3 hours and has another bottle and goes back to sleep again. Depending on when you give him his last bottle of the night, you might have to get up with him twice. He usually settles down for the night by 9:30 or 10 PM. You could just make a floor nest for him (or put him in the bassinet) because he doesn’t roll yet.
He is usually very content, but sometimes in the evening (especially after he’s had his last bottle) he can be fussy and not want to settle down for bed. That doesn’t usually last for more than a 1/2 hour or so. Sometimes we give him that gas relief stuff and that seems to help. He seems to need to burp a lot, so almost any time he is fussy, I try burping him for a minute or two. (Novel idea here!!If a baby is fussy, they might have gas or need to be burped. I bet she was so grateful I mentioned this!)
He squeaks around a lot for a 1/2 hour or hour before he actually starts fussing for his bottle, so if you have him too close to you, that might disturb you. I usually wait until he starts to cry a little or fuss until I give him his bottle. (Yup, wouldn't want him getting that bottle a half hour earlier than normal, would you?)
He doesn’t really like the pacifer too much, but it sometimes helps him settle down to go to sleep. Since you don’t have a swing, for naps you could just lay him on your bed and he might go to sleep by himself, or you could rock him. He doesn’t really have a nap schedule yet either.
If you go away (like to church) you could just take along water in a bottle and then take formula along and mix it up when you need it. He doesn’t like the bottle too cold. I would say to do it for 25 seconds or so in your microwave and then just test it on your wrist to make sure it is not too hot. (Seriously?? We're dictating how many seconds to microwave the bottle?)
Stuff I have in his bag: 4 or 5 outfits (the Tommy one is what I was thinking for church, but it doesn’t matter), a burp cloth, socks, jacket, hat, pampers, wipes, etc. In the diaper bag there is some of that gas relief stuff, pain reliever, an extra pacifer (in the front pocket) and pampers, wipes, etc. (if my babysitter wasn't capable of looking through the bag I had packed, I'm not certain I should have been leaving my kids with them! Hello, Audrey??)







































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